Janine loves Jenna
"Janine Loves Jenna" is the most anticipated porn movie of the past several years. Though it's just hitting the shelves this week, it was made in 2005,
It is a movie with a moral: no matter how distraught you are after your limo driver doesn't pay attention to the road because he's watching you fellate your partner in the back seat and wrecks the car, killing her, it is a sin to kill yourself.*
The suicide in question is Miss Jenna Jameson, and her recent real-life worries make a movie about her "journey through Hell" seem ripped from the headlines. Just remember, though, that this film opens with a fatal car crash and a suicide. Are you hard yet?
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